Pattie

So, yeah...I had my first day on the job today and it was grand. Yes, it was on the fourth, but whatever. Barely anyone showed up, and I was okay with that. I learned how to jump on and off the moving carousel (that's harder than it seems, and my scraped-up hands are proof!) and various other more-important, less-fun things. But yeah, that's most of my job, wasting time by jumping on the carousel and riding it around. I did, however, get to actually operate the thing today. It really wasn't that difficult, just stomp on the little pedal and push the button, but that particular job comes with a microphone. A microphone. All shall listen to ME BWAHAHAHA!!!

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Anyway, job is fun, co-workers seem to be fun, and I'm getting money. W00t. Oh, and the carousel horses are simply gorgeous.